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[The Land Before Time X]

Good job

Paramount does, indeed, suck. I think 14 years is long enough for them to keep on beating the Land Before Time horse until it is a putrid mass of maggot infested vomitous flesh. The producers of these movies should have been drawn and quartered after putting out that one where the gang meets Chomper's parents and they speak in subtitles. But no, they went on to create the "Stone of Cold Fire." Why do I know so much about this crap? I have 2 kids that watch them. I try to watch most if not all of what they watch. That's why I'm insane. And I really liked the point you made about the singing in these ridiculous movies. I cracked up when Sara wouldn't shut the fuck up. Nice work. Now make one about how the Land Before Time Gang discovers a portal into the bowels of hell.

[The Sandbox]

Interesting Message

But it's a little simplistic. The reasons for wars and fighting between nations can't successfully be boiled down to this kind of metaphor. There are too many complexities. But hey, it's still a pretty good movie. Good music, too, but a little muffled. Also, how was this a game?

[Pepsi's Gun 2]

I likes it!

I am not pro-clock or anti-clock, I just like good movies, and this was a good movie that was funny and had music by Drowning Pool in it. So it gets a 9 here and a 5 over there from me. It must have taken a long time to put this together, and the backgrounds and scene settings were really good. Good job PepsiClock!

[--frustration--]

You are silly.

The Brady Bunch music is what made this click right with me. I can relate, Flash can be extremely mind-numbing work when you're trying to put together a concept or sometimes just a single scene. But it's a labor of love. :) Don't worry, there are many fine pharmacuticals out there that can help take the edge off.

JohnTheMutt responds:

Heh, yeah, you said it bro. But still, it can be very frustrating, especially when you have a concept, or an idea in your head, and then you think it's all going well, and then it turns out like "b". Anyway, thanks for the review / rating.

[Trance Pulsation 6]

pretty damn good

Nice work with the 3D. If you used Swift for the rotating images I applaud you, because I am still stuggling with the platform. Well done.

[Strawberry's Suicide!]

heh heh

Strawberry clock looks as though he could poke someone's eye out! This was pretty good for an early movie though. Keep up the good work and watch out for all the other sharp food groups. :)

I-hate-stuff responds:

Thanks for the good review. I'm not the best animator in the world, but i'll try and make strawberry clockmore blunt next time! :)

[New Quest1: Time Eclipse]

COMPRESSION

Please compress the sound file so it doesn't take an eon for the movie to load next time. Those of us on sucky 56k connections will be a lot more happy.

[Moleman]

Would have been an 8

Except that it's the most hilarious movie I've ever seen on NG that was under 100k. So you get a 9. More.